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Post by josephpatrol Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:37 pm

TEACHER: mgppaclass pcture
tau pra pglaki
nyo,ssbhn nyo:
"w0w c d0d0ng
p0lice na,
...w0w c inday
nurse na,
w0w c t0mas
d0ctor na,
JUAN: "w0w c mam,
ptay na!"
TEACHER: Umupo k hayup k! wg kng ssali
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Post by josephpatrol Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:41 pm

TEACHER: clasS alam nyo bA kung saAn nakatago ang yamAshita's treasure?Ikaw,pdro alam mo bA?

PEDRO: yan na! T*****! BAsta may nawawala,ako agad ang pnagbi2ntangan!
kambe
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Post by josephpatrol Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:45 pm

"Biktima rin ako ng abortion."
- Balut
"Huwag mong sabihing pinaiyak kita
dahil una mo akong sinaktan."
- Sibuyas
"Panakip butas lang ba talaga ako?"
- Panty
"Halika, pag-initin mo ako!
Kailangan kong pumutok upang ako ay iyong matikman
at ikaw ay masapan.
Ayyaann naaa! Aaahhhh, oooohhhh"
- Popcorn
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Post by josephpatrol Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:47 pm

junior: nay c kuya nagbigti sa banyo !

*dali daling pumunta sa banyo c inay....*

nanay:asan? wala nman! Wag kang mag bibiro ng ganyan huh!? Nakung bata ka!
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junior:joke lang nay! Sa kwarto po sya nagbigti!...

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Post by jovettevaldez Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:48 pm


Bata: nay. ano po ang nasa tyan nio?
Nanay: kpatid mo!
Bata: mhal nyo po ba siya?
Nanay: oo nmn!
Bata: eh bkit mo po knain?



Wife: hon, cno si trixie?
Husband: ah, kabayo un. Yung pinustahan ko sa karera.
Wife: ah ganun? Cge sagutin mo telepono! Tumatawag un kabayo.


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Post by josephpatrol Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:50 pm

Sa sabungan walang entrance fee ang may dalang panabong..
Si juan para makalibre pumasok may dalang sisiw..

Bantay: hoy!! ano yan?

...Juan(galit pa) manok!! bakit?

Bantay: alam ko.. eh bakit sisiw??

Juan: heller?? may laban ang ama niya siyempre moral support.. tanga!!!
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Post by josephpatrol Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:52 pm

Ina: Anak matalino ka daw sa math sabi ng titser mo

Anak: Opo

Ina: sige kunwari binigyan kita ng 5 apples and 3 grapes. Ano ang sagot mo?
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Anak: Thank you po!!!
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Post by jovettevaldez Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:53 pm

josephpatrol wrote:Ina: Anak matalino ka daw sa math sabi ng titser mo

Anak: Opo

Ina: sige kunwari binigyan kita ng 5 apples and 3 grapes. Ano ang sagot mo?
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Anak: Thank you po!!!


hahaha,,,very good ha!!!!!! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post by josephpatrol Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:00 pm

ITIM DW AQ ...
NAKIKITA AQ SA GATAS
MINSAN NSA ASIN
PRO WLA AQ SA KAPE
LALO NA SA TIMPLADONG KAPE
PWEDE AQ TIKMAN
PRO D AQ MALALASAHAN
PWEDE LANG HIRAMIN PRO ND AQ MAHIHINGI...
NAKIKITA MO AQ MADALAS SA ULAP,
ANO BA AKO????

6 LETTER SA TAGALOG
_T_,_,_,0

sirit naba? hehehheheheh
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Post by josephpatrol Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:01 pm

Ang ALAK mas okay pa sa GATAS. Mas nakakawala pa ng problema.
Tapos minsan libre lang. Eh ang gatas?

Meron bang nanglibre ng gatas? at nagsabi:
..."Tara Tol, dede tayo!"

o kaya,
"Pre, tara. Hanap tayo ng madedede."

pwede rin kaya yung:
"Padede ka na Tol! Bday mo eh!"

o di kaya:
"Bords, sabihin mo sa GF mo pa dede sa monthsary niyo."
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Post by josephpatrol Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:03 pm

Attorney: Ilang oras kang nirape ng rapist, Ineng?
Minda: 5 hours po.
Attorney: Ha? Bakit naman ganun katagal?
...Minda: Pagkatapos po kasi namin gawin yun, Pumunta kami ng hotel for the 5th round, Nabitin daw kasi siya e, Pinagbigyan ko na, Tapos after nun, Nagyosi kami, Ayoko namang maging KJ noh
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Post by josephpatrol Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:04 pm

nak: Tay , May assignment kami find the least common denominator daw po ..

Itay: ha ?? nung elementary ako assignment na namin yan ah !! Hindi pa ba yan nahahanap ?? "nasan nga ba yan at di parin nakikita ??
Very Happy
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Post by josephpatrol Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:07 pm

One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife: I'm having a wonderful time wish you were her.
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Post by josephpatrol Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:09 pm

COMPLETE VERSION
Dad: Anak bili mo ko soft drinks
Anak: Coke o Pepsi?
Dad: Coke!
Anak:Diet o Regular?
Dad: Regular!
Anak:Bote O Can?
Dad: Bote!
Anak: 8 oz. o Litro?
Dad: Punyeta! Tubig na lang!
Anak: Natural o Mineral?
Dad: Mineral!
Anak: Malamig o Hindi?
Dad: Hampasin kaya kita ng walis?
Anak: tambo o ting ting
Dad: Animal ka!
Anak: Baka o Baboy?
Dad: Layas!
Anak: Ngayono bukas?
Dad: Ngayon na!!!
Anak: Hatid mo ko Indi?
DAd: Patayin kaya kita?
Anak:saksakin o barilin?
Dad: Babarilin!!
Anak: Ulo o Tiyan?
Dad: Pesteeeee!!!!
Anak: Ipis o Daga??
Dad: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
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Post by jovettevaldez Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:19 pm

josephpatrol wrote:ITIM DW AQ ...
NAKIKITA AQ SA GATAS
MINSAN NSA ASIN
PRO WLA AQ SA KAPE
LALO NA SA TIMPLADONG KAPE
PWEDE AQ TIKMAN
PRO D AQ MALALASAHAN
PWEDE LANG HIRAMIN PRO ND AQ MAHIHINGI...
NAKIKITA MO AQ MADALAS SA ULAP,
ANO BA AKO????

6 LETTER SA TAGALOG
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sirit naba? hehehheheheh


anong sagot po?????????
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Post by erektuzereen Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:30 pm

josephpatrol wrote:One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife: I'm having a wonderful time wish you were her.

hihihhhi lol! lol! tagay
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Post by alinecalleja Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:30 pm

Ama: Kumusta ang pag-aaral mo?
Anak: Nag-lesson at test po kami tungkol sa mga manok.
Ama: Ano, madali ba?
Anak: Chicken na chicken!
Ama: Anong grade mo?
Anak: Itlog po
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Post by alinecalleja Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:06 pm

Dalawang holdaper sa bangko:

Holdaper #1: Yehey! Mayaman na tayo!
Holdaper #2: Bilangin mo na!
Holdaper #1: Alam mo namang mahina ako sa math. Abangan na lang natin sa balita kung magkano!
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Post by alinecalleja Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:07 pm

ANAK: 'Tay , penge ng pera. May project kami. Bibili ako
ng "cocomban".
TATAY: Ano ka ba naman. Hangga ngayon "cocomban" pa rin ang tawag mo!
ANAK: Ano po ba ang tama?
TATAY: Bomb paper!
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Post by alinecalleja Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:08 pm

MISIS: Dear, iligaw mo nga tong pusa. Nakasako na.
Dalhin mo sa malayo!
MISTER: Ok!
MISIS: Bakit ka ginabi? Niligaw mo ba ang pusa?
MISTER: Bwisit na pusang yan! Kundi ko siya sinundan, di
ako nakauwi!
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Post by alinecalleja Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:10 pm

JUAN: Pare, ang bilis kong nabuo 'tong puzzle!
PEDRO: Talaga? Gaano kabilis?
JUAN: 5 months!
PEDRO: Tagal naman!
JUAN: Tagal ba 'yun? Nakalagay nga dito: "for 3 years & up"!
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Post by bhenshoot Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:12 pm

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alinecalleja wrote:MISIS: Dear, iligaw mo nga tong pusa. Nakasako na.
Dalhin mo sa malayo!
MISTER: Ok!
MISIS: Bakit ka ginabi? Niligaw mo ba ang pusa?
MISTER: Bwisit na pusang yan! Kundi ko siya sinundan, di
ako nakauwi!
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Post by alinecalleja Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:15 pm

Tanga 1: Ano bang hinahanap mo diyan sa supot ng 3-in-1
coffee. Kanina ka pa silip nang silip diyan.
Tanga 2: Hinahanap ko yung libreng asukal. Nakasulat kasi sa
karton "SUGAR FREE."
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Post by alinecalleja Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:19 pm

Dalawang mag-barkada nag-uusap:

Mike: Bakit lumaki yung paa ni Amy?

Jun: Sinipa yung punso!

Mike: Eh, bakit lumaki naman yung nguso ni Fe?

Jun: Dinuraan yung punso...O pare saan ka pupunta?

Mike: Iihi sa punso!
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Post by bhenshoot Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:21 pm

alinecalleja wrote:Dalawang mag-barkada nag-uusap:

Mike: Bakit lumaki yung paa ni Amy?

Jun: Sinipa yung punso!

Mike: Eh, bakit lumaki naman yung nguso ni Fe?

Jun: Dinuraan yung punso...O pare saan ka pupunta?

Mike: Iihi sa punso!
lol! bakit iihi sa punso???? lol!
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Post by alinecalleja Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:22 pm

Mr.: Miss, ang Ganda mo!

Miss: Salamat po!

Mr: Damit mo sexy!

Miss: Salamat po!

Mr: Buhok mo kumikinang!

Miss: Salamat po!

Mr: Pero, bakit ang dede mo bagsak na?

Miss: Salamas po!
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Post by Bibimpap_Kuchuchang Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:22 pm

maliit si junjun tawa
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Post by alinecalleja Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:24 pm

Isang araw, pagkatapos kumain ni Juan.

Juan: "Maria nasaan na yung toothpick natin?"

Maria: "Hanapin mo sa kusina"

Juan: "Wala rito, saan mo ba nilagay?"

Maria: "Baka nasa ibabaw ng fridge"

Juan: "Eh wala na palang laman itong kahon, hindi ka ba bumili ng bago?"

Maria: "Anong wala, kabibili ko lang nyan nung makalawa, tanungin mo mga si Inday."

Juan: "Inday!!!,sandali nga lapit ka rito!"

Inday: "yis, ser."

Juan: "Alam mo ba kung sino ang umubos ng toothpick natin?"

Inday: "Aba di man ako ser."

Juan: "Eh baket naubos kaagad itong laman sa kahon?"

Inday: "Iwan ko ser...dahel ako po pagkatapos ko pong gomamet ng totpek ebenabalek ko po sa doon sa kahon"

Juan: "Haaaaa!"

[Matipid pala si Inday From:lily]
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Post by bhenshoot Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:26 pm

alinecalleja wrote:Mr.: Miss, ang Ganda mo!

Miss: Salamat po!

Mr: Damit mo sexy!

Miss: Salamat po!

Mr: Buhok mo kumikinang!

Miss: Salamat po!

Mr: Pero, bakit ang dede mo bagsak na?

Miss: Salamas po!
lol!
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Post by aastro Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:31 pm

Government Project Do Not Delay

Anak: Tay, ano po magandang gawin kasi yung panty ng girlfriend ko may nakatatak na “No Entry”.

Tatay: Easy lang anak, yung brief mo markahan mo ng “Government Project Do Not Delay”.
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Post by alinecalleja Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:31 pm

Takbong pumasok ng bahay si Totoy. Pagud na pagod, pero masayang-masaya. Nagmayabang pa sa ina.

"Nay! Nay! Nakatipid ako ng singko pesos."

"Nakatipid? Paano?" tanong ng nanay.

"Aba'y 'di ako sumakay ng dyip. Sumabay lang ako ng takbo. Kaya't nakatipid ako ng limampiso!"

"Bobo ka pala, eh. Kung taxi ang sinabayan mo,
'Di mas malaki sana ang natipid mo!"
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Post by aastro Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:43 pm

Government Project Do Not Delay

Anak: Tay, ano po magandang gawin kasi yung panty ng girlfriend ko may nakatatak na “No Entry”.

Tatay: Easy lang anak, yung brief mo markahan mo ng “Government Project Do Not Delay”.
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Post by aastro Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:44 pm

Most of these Japanese words are adopted by Filipino language.

I'm warning you - makikitamo

Where are we going? - San-batayo?

Stewardees - Oto-san

Is this your car? - Otomoto?

This is my car - Otokoto

Sugar daddy/mommy - Otooto

Is this your property? - Arimoto?

Yes, this is my property - Arikoto

Is this yours? - Sayobato or sayoto?

Is this mine? - Sakinbatu

This is mine - Sakinitu

Can I have it? - Akinato?

You can have it - Sayonato

Can we have it? - Saminato?

You can have it - Sanyonato (plural)

You haven't washed your face - Mimutamatamo

You're so thin! - Kitanabutomo

We saw each other - Kitakami

We had reunion - Kitakitakami

Have a drink before you go - Tomakamuna

That was my assumption - Inakarako

Let's go! - Bachinatayo!

We will boycott the election - Dikamiboboto

Underarm odor - Kirikiripawa

Are you oppressed? - Minamatakaba?

I give up - Sukonako

Ouch! - Araiku!

What life is this - Hainaku

I'm going to leave you - Sawanakosayo

Just take it! - Sayonarang!

Skeleton - purobuto

You look like your mom - kamukamumamamu

You look like your dad - kamukamupapamu

Ugly - kamukamu or kamukanya

Pretty or handsome - kamukaku

Full of monkey - kamukanyo

Are you nervous? - kakabakabakaba?

Are you a loyal customer? - sukikaba?

Later - sakana

I surrender - sukunako

Just surrender - sukukanakasi

Remember? - naaararamo?

I remember - naaararako

Go and work! - ararona!

Can you see? - kitamoba?

I told you - nakitamo?
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Post by aastro Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:13 pm

Megkanow Isang Mang-gow?
KANO (trying to speak tagalog): Megkanow isang kilow mang-gow?
PINOY : One way!
KANO : Megkanow?
PINOY : I sed, one way!
KANO : Ano eybig sabeyhin one way?
PINOY : Isang daan!
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Post by Uishiro Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:40 am

josephpatrol wrote:COMPLETE VERSION
Dad: Anak bili mo ko soft drinks
Anak: Coke o Pepsi?
Dad: Coke!
Anak:Diet o Regular?
Dad: Regular!
Anak:Bote O Can?
Dad: Bote!
Anak: 8 oz. o Litro?
Dad: Punyeta! Tubig na lang!
Anak: Natural o Mineral?
Dad: Mineral!
Anak: Malamig o Hindi?
Dad: Hampasin kaya kita ng walis?
Anak: tambo o ting ting
Dad: Animal ka!
Anak: Baka o Baboy?
Dad: Layas!
Anak: Ngayono bukas?
Dad: Ngayon na!!!
Anak: Hatid mo ko Indi?
DAd: Patayin kaya kita?
Anak:saksakin o barilin?
Dad: Babarilin!!
Anak: Ulo o Tiyan?
Dad: Pesteeeee!!!!
Anak: Ipis o Daga??
Dad: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!



tawa tawa tawa tawa tawa tawa
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Post by orpheus226 Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:15 pm

MGA PAREKOY! ANONG PRUTAS ANG NASA HAPPY BIRTHDAY SONG????

boy1: HUHH? MERON B NUN? WALA NMN EH!!CGE NGA???????





DAN... DALAN..... DANDAN.....

HAPPY.. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAYO ANG INUMIN....SAYO ANG PULUTAN...
HAPPY.. HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY..........
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Post by CHEBERNAL Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:41 pm

josephpatrol wrote:ITIM DW AQ ...
NAKIKITA AQ SA GATAS
MINSAN NSA ASIN
PRO WLA AQ SA KAPE
LALO NA SA TIMPLADONG KAPE
PWEDE AQ TIKMAN
PRO D AQ MALALASAHAN
PWEDE LANG HIRAMIN PRO ND AQ MAHIHINGI...
NAKIKITA MO AQ MADALAS SA ULAP,
ANO BA AKO????

6 LETTER SA TAGALOG
_T_,_,_,0

sirit naba? hehehheheheh
answer plsss.... Question Question Question Question Question Question
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Post by alinecalleja Sun Mar 20, 2011 10:13 am

MALALIM NA TAGALOG;
Q: Ano sa Filipino ang 'chair'?

A: Salumpuwit!

Q: E ang 'wheelchair'?

A: Salumpo!

Q: E ang 'arthritis'?

A: Salompas!

Q: What about 'vinegar'?

A: E di salumpia!

Q: Ano naman ang panty?

A: Salungguhit po!

Q. Bakit ang oyster ayaw ibigay and kanyang perlas?

A: Dahil ang oyster ay shellfish

Q: Anong hayop ang gumagamit ng bra?

A: Eh di Cobra!

Q: Anong hayop ang gumagamit ng panti?

A: Eh di Elepanti!

Q: Anong hayop ang gumagamit ng brief?

A: Eh di Bird!
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Post by animaselisa Sun Mar 20, 2011 2:35 pm

josephpatrol wrote:ITIM DW AQ ...
NAKIKITA AQ SA GATAS
MINSAN NSA ASIN
PRO WLA AQ SA KAPE
LALO NA SA TIMPLADONG KAPE
PWEDE AQ TIKMAN
PRO D AQ MALALASAHAN
PWEDE LANG HIRAMIN PRO ND AQ MAHIHINGI...
NAKIKITA MO AQ MADALAS SA ULAP,
ANO BA AKO????

6 LETTER SA TAGALOG
_T_,_,_,0

sirit naba? hehehheheheh
....................anu sirit na po
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Post by alinecalleja Sun Mar 20, 2011 4:02 pm

animaselisa wrote:
josephpatrol wrote:ITIM DW AQ ...
NAKIKITA AQ SA GATAS
MINSAN NSA ASIN
PRO WLA AQ SA KAPE
LALO NA SA TIMPLADONG KAPE
PWEDE AQ TIKMAN
PRO D AQ MALALASAHAN
PWEDE LANG HIRAMIN PRO ND AQ MAHIHINGI...
NAKIKITA MO AQ MADALAS SA ULAP,
ANO BA AKO????

6 LETTER SA TAGALOG
_T_,_,_,0

sirit naba? hehehheheheh
....................anu sirit na po

hello liz musta na?pati ikaw ha naiisip din ba??miss u halik
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Post by godspeed1415 Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:20 pm

alinecalleja wrote:
animaselisa wrote:
josephpatrol wrote:ITIM DW AQ ...
NAKIKITA AQ SA GATAS
MINSAN NSA ASIN
PRO WLA AQ SA KAPE
LALO NA SA TIMPLADONG KAPE
PWEDE AQ TIKMAN
PRO D AQ MALALASAHAN
PWEDE LANG HIRAMIN PRO ND AQ MAHIHINGI...
NAKIKITA MO AQ MADALAS SA ULAP,
ANO BA AKO????

6 LETTER SA TAGALOG
_T_,_,_,0

sirit naba? hehehheheheh
....................anu sirit na po

hello liz musta na?pati ikaw ha naiisip din ba??miss u halik

GOT THE RIGHT ANSWER...ITS FOUR LETTER WORD IN ENGLISH...

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Post by CHEBERNAL Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:02 pm

godspeed1415 wrote:
alinecalleja wrote:
animaselisa wrote:
josephpatrol wrote:ITIM DW AQ ...
NAKIKITA AQ SA GATAS
MINSAN NSA ASIN
PRO WLA AQ SA KAPE
LALO NA SA TIMPLADONG KAPE
PWEDE AQ TIKMAN
PRO D AQ MALALASAHAN
PWEDE LANG HIRAMIN PRO ND AQ MAHIHINGI...
NAKIKITA MO AQ MADALAS SA ULAP,
ANO BA AKO????

6 LETTER SA TAGALOG
_T_,_,_,0

sirit naba? hehehheheheh
....................anu sirit na po

hello liz musta na?pati ikaw ha naiisip din ba??miss u halik

GOT THE RIGHT ANSWER...ITS FOUR LETTER WORD IN ENGLISH...
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Post by aastro Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:44 pm

richellelandicho wrote:
godspeed1415 wrote:
alinecalleja wrote:
animaselisa wrote:
josephpatrol wrote:ITIM DW AQ ...
NAKIKITA AQ SA GATAS
MINSAN NSA ASIN
PRO WLA AQ SA KAPE
LALO NA SA TIMPLADONG KAPE
PWEDE AQ TIKMAN
PRO D AQ MALALASAHAN
PWEDE LANG HIRAMIN PRO ND AQ MAHIHINGI...
NAKIKITA MO AQ MADALAS SA ULAP,
ANO BA AKO????

6 LETTER SA TAGALOG
_T_,_,_,0

sirit naba? hehehheheheh
....................anu sirit na po

hello liz musta na?pati ikaw ha naiisip din ba??miss u halik

GOT THE RIGHT ANSWER...ITS FOUR LETTER WORD IN ENGLISH...





ahhhhh mas lalong nakaka pag isip nmn....ahahaha ang dami kong guess answer sa tagalog pero i'm not sure kung yon ang tamang sagot.,,,, and now may "four" letter na nman in english...............so what the final answer?.. ahehehehe
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Post by josephpatrol Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:07 am

Bobo: pare hulaan mo ugali ko, nagsisimula sa letter A
Pare: approachable?
Bobo: mali
Pare: amiable?
Bobo: mali pa rin
...Pare: o sige siret na!
Bobo: ANEST tanga mo
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Post by josephpatrol Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:08 am

anong madalas savhin after sex,,,,, ILOVE YOU"mali ANG SARAP,,,mALI GALING GALING MO"mali parin EH? ano ANG PAMUNAS DALI,,,,
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Post by josephpatrol Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:08 am

i was walking down the alley..

ng may biglang sumigaw..

"HOY MALIBOG!"
nagalit ako
saka ko sinapak...

tsaka sabing wag na wag mo akong tatawaging..

"HOY"
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Post by josephpatrol Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:09 am

AMO;inday sa ssusunod ayokong pinapakealaman mo ang condom namin ng sir,mo INDAY;maam huwag kayong mg bibintang di kmi sanay ni sir gumamit nyan,
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Post by josephpatrol Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:12 am

Mr: Hon, buksan mo ang pinto!
Mrs: Sori, hindi pwede. Wala akong suot.
Mr: (tumawa) ok lang. Wala akong kasama.
...
Mrs: Ako, meron!
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Post by josephpatrol Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:12 am

2 babaeng kaluluwa nagusap.

SOUL1: Anong ikinamatay mo?
SOUL2: Atake! Nahuli ko asawa ko na may dalang babae sa amin. Hinanap ko ang chik sa ilalim ng kama, loob ng aparador, sa garahe, wala talaga! Napagod ako kaya inatake ako.
SOUL1: Sayang! Kung sumilip ka sana sa loob ng freezer, e di buhay pa sana tayong dalawa!;-)
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Post by josephpatrol Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:12 am

Nakaamoy si Ngongo ng pabango sa isang store.
Sabi ni Ngongo, "Ale, mango!"
Sabi naman ng saleslady, "Pabango 'yan, hindi alimango!"
Ulit ni Ngongo, "Ale, mango!"
Nag-agawan si Ngongo at ang saleslady sa pabango. Nahulog ang pabango at
...nabasag.
Sabi ni Ngongo, "Ale, masag!"
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