Read and tell me yours! may ideal man ka ba?
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Read and tell me yours! may ideal man ka ba?
When I was a teenager, I had this stringent list of what my ideal man should be: handsome, well-off, caring, understanding, God-fearing, intelligent - ” I could have gone on and on then about what qualities my partner should have. However, as I grew older, I realized that I could never really find a real person who met all these sterling qualities.
Building a my-ideal-man-list is much like this e-mail that I received which made me laugh out loud, it’s entitled “My Ideal Man Checklist”. At age 22 the checklist goes much like the list that I had above. Another revised list is made at ages 22, 32, 42, 52,62 and by the age of 72 there are only a couple of items on the list: that the man should be breathing and doesn't mess the toilet! as you grow more mature, your original list of ‘requirements’ for an ideal man will be revised.
What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22):
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32):
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week.
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42):
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car
3. Works steady — splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I’m talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends.
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52):
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn’t borrow money too often
4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting
5. Doesn’t re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends.
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62):
1. Doesn’t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he’s laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it’s the weekend.
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72):
1.Breathing
2. Doesn’t mess the toilet!
Building a my-ideal-man-list is much like this e-mail that I received which made me laugh out loud, it’s entitled “My Ideal Man Checklist”. At age 22 the checklist goes much like the list that I had above. Another revised list is made at ages 22, 32, 42, 52,62 and by the age of 72 there are only a couple of items on the list: that the man should be breathing and doesn't mess the toilet! as you grow more mature, your original list of ‘requirements’ for an ideal man will be revised.
What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22):
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32):
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week.
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42):
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car
3. Works steady — splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I’m talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends.
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52):
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn’t borrow money too often
4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting
5. Doesn’t re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends.
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62):
1. Doesn’t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he’s laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it’s the weekend.
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72):
1.Breathing
2. Doesn’t mess the toilet!
Last edited by goodheart on Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:35 pm; edited 2 times in total
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tawa ako ng tawa
magandang idea to ate ah! makagawa nga rin ng checklists hahaha! tenks po...
_Angelica_- Super Sipag na Mamamayan
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Re: Read and tell me yours! may ideal man ka ba?
nice post sis!
pero di yta dpat ito dito
pero di yta dpat ito dito
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cooooooooool..
hehehe sis goodheart natawa naman ako pagdating na sa age 72 hehehe...basta ako una sa list ko, teeth as long as di false teeth at di bad breath hahaha, needed ko din ung may sense of humor para no dull moment hehehe...hate ko kuripot pero di ko need ng super magastos...religious pero di nmn OA sa pagka relihiyoso....hmmm di ko na reveal ung iba hehehe
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article
Introduce yourself to the rest of the community. Tell us where you from, your current location and job description, educational background, your interests and hobbies, etc>> puwede naman cguro dito ipost sis may etc eh hehehe...okey, ipatransfer ko K admin later if hindi puwede sis...
to angel:
nyahahaha oks ba sis? muahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! okey ah ako palaging revised eh ano ba yan!!!
to angel:
nyahahaha oks ba sis? muahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! okey ah ako palaging revised eh ano ba yan!!!
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galing m tlga
ntawa aq pgdting sa 72 ate...bihira n ung d mgkklat sa toilet....wahahaha...tnx poh
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hirap palaging revised
enjoy my lil sis! nyahahaha kakatawa nga eh...for fun ba! lolz..
goodheart- Board Member
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Re: Read and tell me yours! may ideal man ka ba?
sis mukhang tatanda taung dalaga pag lahat yan hinanap natin sa isang guy....hehhehe
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nyahaha Oo nga!
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Re: Read and tell me yours! may ideal man ka ba?
goodheart wrote:When I was a teenager, I had this stringent list of what my ideal man should be: handsome, well-off, caring, understanding, God-fearing, intelligent - � I could have gone on and on then about what qualities my partner should have. However, as I grew older, I realized that I could never really find a real person who met all these sterling qualities.
Building a my-ideal-man-list is much like this e-mail that I received which made me laugh out loud, it�s entitled �My Ideal Man Checklist�. At age 22 the checklist goes much like the list that I had above. Another revised list is made at ages 22, 32, 42, 52,62 and by the age of 72 there are only a couple of items on the list: that the man should be breathing and doesn't mess the toilet! as you grow more mature, your original list of �requirements� for an ideal man will be revised.
What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22):
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32):
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week.
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42):
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn�t drive off until I�m in the car
3. Works steady � splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I�m talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends.
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52):
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn�t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn�t borrow money too often
4. Doesn�t nod off to sleep when I�m venting
5. Doesn�t re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends.
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62):
1. Doesn�t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn�t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he�s laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it�s the weekend.
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72):
1.Breathing
2. Doesn�t mess the toilet!
PARANG AQ YONG UNA MONG BINABANGGIT AH...HEHEHEHE
MAY ADDITIONAL LANG AKO MAGINOO NA MEDYO BASTOS...YAHOOOO
AND
PASSIONATE KISSER
POLYANGGGGG- Tapat na Mamamayan
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PWEDE DIN BA DITO MY IDEAL WOMAN....
BOY_BAYOO- Tapat na Mamamayan
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ano ba talaga hanap nyo......importante kayo lang ang minahal
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so its clearly in the words what i WANT in a man, means parang GUSTO lang sa isang tao? napakaganda at napakapili siguro ng author nito kaya nag gawa pa ng checklist nya... sabagay madami ang nauuwi sa bungi ... only god knows kung sino ang itatadhana nya para sa isat isa at makontento po at pasalamatan natin iyon
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nahalukay yata sa baul tong post na to??? hahaha 2008...
Well lahat naman kaming mga lalake pasok jan sa mga qualifications na hinahanap nyo e~ dapat matuto lang kayong umunawa na balang araw pa namin yan magagawa.... Will get there
Well lahat naman kaming mga lalake pasok jan sa mga qualifications na hinahanap nyo e~ dapat matuto lang kayong umunawa na balang araw pa namin yan magagawa.... Will get there
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Mas horrible pa nga sometimes ang mga babae when they get old.
They can pee wherever they want (kung saan abutin)...
Just open their legs wide sabay a little bit pull of their saya... ayun na...nakaihi na
All of a sudden their pees falling in their legs down to the floor coz they are not wearing panty anymore... hehehe
sabay tawag kay apo...
Lola = "apo pakipunasan nga ng ihi ko"
Apo = "sus talaga naman si lola, ako pa pagpupunasan ng ihi nya..
hahahaha!
joke lng po!
peace.... hehehe
They can pee wherever they want (kung saan abutin)...
Just open their legs wide sabay a little bit pull of their saya... ayun na...nakaihi na
All of a sudden their pees falling in their legs down to the floor coz they are not wearing panty anymore... hehehe
sabay tawag kay apo...
Lola = "apo pakipunasan nga ng ihi ko"
Apo = "sus talaga naman si lola, ako pa pagpupunasan ng ihi nya..
hahahaha!
joke lng po!
peace.... hehehe
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luma na naman
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