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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by miko_vision Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:13 am
josephpatrol wrote:anong madalas savhin after sex,,,,, ILOVE YOU"mali ANG SARAP,,,mALI GALING GALING MO"mali parin EH? ano ANG PAMUNAS DALI,,,,
SAGOT! >>>>>>> Nasaan ang panty ko........... tama po ba sir
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by josephpatrol Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:13 am
Juan: Ito bang pangit na ‘to ang tinatawag nyo na “ART”?!
Ang pangit, nakakasuka! Painting ba to?
Guide: Hindi po sir, salamin yan!
Ang pangit, nakakasuka! Painting ba to?
Guide: Hindi po sir, salamin yan!
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by josephpatrol Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:13 am
Pag Americano umutot: Excuse me!
Pag British naman: Pardon me!
Pag Espanyol: Excusar por que ututar!
Pag Pinoy: Di ako yun! Mamatay na ang umutot!
Pag British naman: Pardon me!
Pag Espanyol: Excusar por que ututar!
Pag Pinoy: Di ako yun! Mamatay na ang umutot!
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by josephpatrol Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:14 am
ISANG LASING NAKASALUBONG ANG ISANG BABAENG MAY DALANG ASO
LASING: hoy! san mo nakuha yang baboy?
BABAE: hinde to baboy, ASO TO!
...
LASING: wag kang sumabat! YUNG ASO KAUSAP KO!
LASING: hoy! san mo nakuha yang baboy?
BABAE: hinde to baboy, ASO TO!
...
LASING: wag kang sumabat! YUNG ASO KAUSAP KO!
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by josephpatrol Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:14 am
Son: Dad, i had my first sex with my classmate:
Dad: Wow!! Ang galing mo anak!! very macho!!! inum tayo.. Let's celebrate your becoming man!!!
.
.
Son: Bukas na dad!!! Sakit ng Puwet ko eh!!!
Dad: Wow!! Ang galing mo anak!! very macho!!! inum tayo.. Let's celebrate your becoming man!!!
.
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Son: Bukas na dad!!! Sakit ng Puwet ko eh!!!
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by josephpatrol Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:14 am
ANG PUSA
Teacher: Why did you bring your cat in the school?
Pupil: Awa po ako eh..
...
Teacher: Bakit?
Pupil: Kasi po I heard my BF say, tonight I will eat your pussy…
Teacher: Why did you bring your cat in the school?
Pupil: Awa po ako eh..
...
Teacher: Bakit?
Pupil: Kasi po I heard my BF say, tonight I will eat your pussy…
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by alinecalleja Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:39 pm
Pag-iibigan sa takbo ng panahon
1950s -- Iniirog kita.
1960s -- Iniibig kita.
1970s -- Minamahal kita.
1980s -- I love you.
1990s -- Tara sa kwarto.
2000s -- Pwede na rito.
[Saang panahon kayo?
1950s -- Iniirog kita.
1960s -- Iniibig kita.
1970s -- Minamahal kita.
1980s -- I love you.
1990s -- Tara sa kwarto.
2000s -- Pwede na rito.
[Saang panahon kayo?
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by miko_vision Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:06 pm
alinecalleja wrote:Pag-iibigan sa takbo ng panahon
1950s -- Iniirog kita.
1960s -- Iniibig kita.
1970s -- Minamahal kita.
1980s -- I love you.
1990s -- Tara sa kwarto.
2000s -- Pwede na rito.
[Saang panahon kayo?
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by boytugsak Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:07 pm
miko_vision wrote:josephpatrol wrote:anong madalas savhin after sex,,,,, ILOVE YOU"mali ANG SARAP,,,mALI GALING GALING MO"mali parin EH? ano ANG PAMUNAS DALI,,,,
SAGOT! >>>>>>> Nasaan ang panty ko........... tama po ba sir
TRAPO!!!
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by alinecalleja Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:31 am
>>>boytugsak wrote:miko_vision wrote:josephpatrol wrote:anong madalas savhin after sex,,,,, ILOVE YOU"mali ANG SARAP,,,mALI GALING GALING MO"mali parin EH? ano ANG PAMUNAS DALI,,,,
SAGOT! >>>>>>> Nasaan ang panty ko........... tama po ba sir
TRAPO!!!
may sagot na nga eh ha ha ha!!!!PAMUNAS
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by CHEBERNAL Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:32 pm
alinecalleja wrote:>>>boytugsak wrote:miko_vision wrote:josephpatrol wrote:anong madalas savhin after sex,,,,, ILOVE YOU"mali ANG SARAP,,,mALI GALING GALING MO"mali parin EH? ano ANG PAMUNAS DALI,,,,
SAGOT! >>>>>>> Nasaan ang panty ko........... tama po ba sir
TRAPO!!!
may sagot na nga eh ha ha ha!!!!PAMUNAS
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by charisse Thu Mar 24, 2011 12:58 pm
.................... 너무 보고 싶었어요. 
.........
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by jovettevaldez Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:10 pm
richellelandicho wrote:alinecalleja wrote:>>>boytugsak wrote:miko_vision wrote:josephpatrol wrote:anong madalas savhin after sex,,,,, ILOVE YOU"mali ANG SARAP,,,mALI GALING GALING MO"mali parin EH? ano ANG PAMUNAS DALI,,,,
SAGOT! >>>>>>> Nasaan ang panty ko........... tama po ba sir
TRAPO!!!
may sagot na nga eh ha ha ha!!!!PAMUNAS
un ba tlaga ang sagot?????????
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by alinecalleja Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:20 pm
......charisse wrote:.................... 너무 보고 싶었어요.
c힝구센갘게아마l운마자요!!메아네요!!
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by miko_vision Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:11 pm
jovettevaldez wrote:richellelandicho wrote:alinecalleja wrote:>>>boytugsak wrote:miko_vision wrote:josephpatrol wrote:anong madalas savhin after sex,,,,, ILOVE YOU"mali ANG SARAP,,,mALI GALING GALING MO"mali parin EH? ano ANG PAMUNAS DALI,,,,
SAGOT! >>>>>>> Nasaan ang panty ko........... tama po ba sir
TRAPO!!!
may sagot na nga eh ha ha ha!!!!PAMUNAS
un ba tlaga ang sagot?????????
i bet tama ako
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by CHEBERNAL Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:23 pm
miko_vision wrote:jovettevaldez wrote:richellelandicho wrote:alinecalleja wrote:>>>boytugsak wrote:miko_vision wrote:josephpatrol wrote:anong madalas savhin after sex,,,,, ILOVE YOU"mali ANG SARAP,,,mALI GALING GALING MO"mali parin EH? ano ANG PAMUNAS DALI,,,,
SAGOT! >>>>>>> Nasaan ang panty ko........... tama po ba sir
TRAPO!!!
may sagot na nga eh ha ha ha!!!!PAMUNAS
un ba tlaga ang sagot?????????
i bet tama ako
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by josephpatrol Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:59 pm
HUSBAND: Kung hindi ako makaligtas sa operasyon ko bukas, ikaw na sana ang bahala sa mga anak natin. I LOVE YOU!
MISIS: Tumigil ka nga!
...-
Wala pang namatay sa TULI!
MISIS: Tumigil ka nga!
...-
Wala pang namatay sa TULI!
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by josephpatrol Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:02 pm
SEXY:pa checkup po doc,,,,,,DOC,o cge punta ka sa likod ng kurtina mag hubad kana,,,,,SEXY;hindi po aq itong LOLA,ko po,,,,,,DOC,,ganun ba cge lola hinga ng malalim,,"}
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by alinecalleja Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:25 pm
josephpatrol wrote:SEXY:pa checkup po doc,,,,,,DOC,o cge punta ka sa likod ng kurtina mag hubad kana,,,,,SEXY;hindi po aq itong LOLA,ko po,,,,,,DOC,,ganun ba cge lola hinga ng malalim,,"}
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by godspeed1415 Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:00 am
[quote="godspeed1415"]
GOT THE RIGHT ANSWER...ITS FOUR LETTER WORD IN ENGLISH...
OFFENSIVE WORD FOR KOREAN...YOU WOULD NOT LIKE IT....ANO WALA PA BA NAKAKA ALAM??HEHEHE SIRIT NA BA? ???
alinecalleja wrote:animaselisa wrote:....................anu sirit na pojosephpatrol wrote:ITIM DW AQ ...
NAKIKITA AQ SA GATAS
MINSAN NSA ASIN
PRO WLA AQ SA KAPE
LALO NA SA TIMPLADONG KAPE
PWEDE AQ TIKMAN
PRO D AQ MALALASAHAN
PWEDE LANG HIRAMIN PRO ND AQ MAHIHINGI...
NAKIKITA MO AQ MADALAS SA ULAP,
ANO BA AKO????
6 LETTER SA TAGALOG
_T_,_,_,0
sirit naba? hehehheheheh
hello liz musta na?pati ikaw ha naiisip din ba??miss u
GOT THE RIGHT ANSWER...ITS FOUR LETTER WORD IN ENGLISH...
OFFENSIVE WORD FOR KOREAN...YOU WOULD NOT LIKE IT....ANO WALA PA BA NAKAKA ALAM??HEHEHE SIRIT NA BA? ???
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by dxtrbulos Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:39 pm
TATAY:Anak mag-saing kana para mamaya kakain na tayo.
ANAK:(pasigaw!) BINATA MAG-SASAING!!
ANAK:(anak nagtanong) Tatay kakain napo ba,ano po ulam natin?
TATAY:(pasigaw!) BINATA KAKAIN!!!
ANAK:(pasigaw!) BINATA MAG-SASAING!!
ANAK:(anak nagtanong) Tatay kakain napo ba,ano po ulam natin?
TATAY:(pasigaw!) BINATA KAKAIN!!!
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by dxtrbulos Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:43 pm
[quote="godspeed1415"]
tama po ba yung clue, zero ba yun or "O"?godspeed1415 wrote:alinecalleja wrote:animaselisa wrote:....................anu sirit na pojosephpatrol wrote:ITIM DW AQ ...
NAKIKITA AQ SA GATAS
MINSAN NSA ASIN
PRO WLA AQ SA KAPE
LALO NA SA TIMPLADONG KAPE
PWEDE AQ TIKMAN
PRO D AQ MALALASAHAN
PWEDE LANG HIRAMIN PRO ND AQ MAHIHINGI...
NAKIKITA MO AQ MADALAS SA ULAP,
ANO BA AKO????
6 LETTER SA TAGALOG
_T_,_,_,0
sirit naba? hehehheheheh
hello liz musta na?pati ikaw ha naiisip din ba??miss u
GOT THE RIGHT ANSWER...ITS FOUR LETTER WORD IN ENGLISH...
OFFENSIVE WORD FOR KOREAN...YOU WOULD NOT LIKE IT....ANO WALA PA BA NAKAKA ALAM??HEHEHE SIRIT NA BA? ???
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by dxtrbulos Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:54 pm
https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150161969000465&oid=106259116938 click the link please..
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by larz Sat Mar 26, 2011 5:24 pm
wala b kyong joke katulad nung kay axl dati na thread?
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by poknat29 Sat Mar 26, 2011 6:27 pm
miko_vision wrote:alinecalleja wrote:Pag-iibigan sa takbo ng panahon
1950s -- Iniirog kita.
1960s -- Iniibig kita.
1970s -- Minamahal kita.
1980s -- I love you.
1990s -- Tara sa kwarto.
2000s -- Pwede na rito.
[Saang panahon kayo?
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by josephpatrol Sat Mar 26, 2011 7:57 pm
Der are times u're afraid. Times you're confused.
Times you feel lonely. times you start to cry. times
you start to laugh.
ABA! Padoktor ka na baka
nababaliw ka na.!
Times you feel lonely. times you start to cry. times
you start to laugh.
ABA! Padoktor ka na baka
nababaliw ka na.!
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by josephpatrol Sat Mar 26, 2011 7:59 pm
AMA:
Hoy Brando! Huwag kang babakla-bakla ha!
ANAK:
Di po itay. Punta nga ako sa basketball
court ngayon.
AMA:
Yan, astig!
ANAK:
Mama, nakita mo pompoms ko?
Hoy Brando! Huwag kang babakla-bakla ha!
ANAK:
Di po itay. Punta nga ako sa basketball
court ngayon.
AMA:
Yan, astig!
ANAK:
Mama, nakita mo pompoms ko?
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by josephpatrol Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:00 pm
Nung 1 gabi sumakay ako sa FX. Nagtataka ako
kung bakit lahat sila nakatingin skin. Ayaw nila
kumibo, nkatitig lng sila skin. May 1 naglakas loob
at sinabi. "Iha inarkila namin to."
kung bakit lahat sila nakatingin skin. Ayaw nila
kumibo, nkatitig lng sila skin. May 1 naglakas loob
at sinabi. "Iha inarkila namin to."
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by josephpatrol Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:01 pm
vampires having dinner.
MAYAMAN: Fresh blood pls.
MIDDLE CLASS: Dinuguan nga.
MAHIRAP: Tubig na lang, may napulot kc akong
napkin. Magtsatsaa na lang ako.
MAYAMAN: Fresh blood pls.
MIDDLE CLASS: Dinuguan nga.
MAHIRAP: Tubig na lang, may napulot kc akong
napkin. Magtsatsaa na lang ako.
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by josephpatrol Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:02 pm
PEDRO:
Miss, pabili nga ng bolpen.
MISS:
Sorry po sir, wala po kaming bolpen.
[Inis na lumabas si Pedro sa tindahan.]
PEDRO:
My God!
Penshoppe walang bolpen! Haller!
Miss, pabili nga ng bolpen.
MISS:
Sorry po sir, wala po kaming bolpen.
[Inis na lumabas si Pedro sa tindahan.]
PEDRO:
My God!
Penshoppe walang bolpen! Haller!
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by josephpatrol Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:03 pm
Morato and Maceda were driving in LA when
an American swerves along the car path. Morato:
F*ck you a*shole! American: Suck my d*ck!
Maceda: Ay tita! Nakikipag-areglo!
an American swerves along the car path. Morato:
F*ck you a*shole! American: Suck my d*ck!
Maceda: Ay tita! Nakikipag-areglo!
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by josephpatrol Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:05 pm
ANAK:
Lagi na lang ako mali! Hindi na ko
gumawa ng tama! Hindi niyo nko mhal!
TATAY:
Anak, ngkkamali ka.
ANAK: p*tang ina! Mali na
naman?
Lagi na lang ako mali! Hindi na ko
gumawa ng tama! Hindi niyo nko mhal!
TATAY:
Anak, ngkkamali ka.
ANAK: p*tang ina! Mali na
naman?
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by willie72 Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:17 pm
[quote="richellelandicho"][quote="alinecalleja"]
boytugsak wrote:miko_vision wrote:josephpatrol wrote:anong madalas savhin after sex,,,,, ILOVE YOU"mali ANG SARAP,,,mALI GALING GALING MO"mali parin EH? ano ANG PAMUNAS DALI,,,,
SAGOT! >>>>>>> Nasaan ang panty ko........... tama po ba sir
Tissue please! hehehe...gulong:
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by josephpatrol Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:23 pm
DOC1:
I'm feeling guilty. I had s*x with my patient.
DOC2:
Relax! It really happens in our profession. DOC1: G*go! Anong relax ka jan? Veterinarian kaya ako!
I'm feeling guilty. I had s*x with my patient.
DOC2:
Relax! It really happens in our profession. DOC1: G*go! Anong relax ka jan? Veterinarian kaya ako!
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by josephpatrol Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:24 pm
Sa garden of Eden.
aDAM: Lord, hindi ko na
kaya ang tukso sakin ni Eba.
LORD: Maging
matatag ka anak. Bakit? Paano ka tinutukso?
ADAM: bading! bading! Asaaar!
aDAM: Lord, hindi ko na
kaya ang tukso sakin ni Eba.
LORD: Maging
matatag ka anak. Bakit? Paano ka tinutukso?
ADAM: bading! bading! Asaaar!
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by josephpatrol Sat Mar 26, 2011 8:25 pm
BOY:
Mahal kita! I love you! Lumindol man o bumagyo pupunta ako sa inyo.
GIRL:
Bat wala ka kagabi? BOY: Uhm, ano kasi eh.. Umambon..
Mahal kita! I love you! Lumindol man o bumagyo pupunta ako sa inyo.
GIRL:
Bat wala ka kagabi? BOY: Uhm, ano kasi eh.. Umambon..
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by alinecalleja Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:50 pm
3 tanga nagsisiksikan sa maliit na **kama**:*
TANGA1: Pare, di tayo kasya. Bawas tayo ng isa, sa lapag na
lang matulog. (Bumaba si Tanga 1.)
TANGA2: Ayan, pare maluwag na, akyat kana dito!
TANGA1: Pare, di tayo kasya. Bawas tayo ng isa, sa lapag na
lang matulog. (Bumaba si Tanga 1.)
TANGA2: Ayan, pare maluwag na, akyat kana dito!
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by alinecalleja Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:52 pm
JUAN: Pare, ang bilis kong nabuo 'tong puzzle!
PEDRO: Talaga? Gaano kabilis?
JUAN: 5 months!
PEDRO: Tagal naman!
JUAN: Tagal ba 'yun? Nakalagay nga dito: "for 3 years & up"!
PEDRO: Talaga? Gaano kabilis?
JUAN: 5 months!
PEDRO: Tagal naman!
JUAN: Tagal ba 'yun? Nakalagay nga dito: "for 3 years & up"!
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by alinecalleja Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:53 pm
Tanga 1: Ano bang hinahanap mo diyan sa supot ng 3-in-1
coffee. Kanina ka pa silip nang silip diyan.
Tanga 2: Hinahanap ko yung libreng asukal. Nakasulat kasi sa
karton "SUGAR FREE."
coffee. Kanina ka pa silip nang silip diyan.
Tanga 2: Hinahanap ko yung libreng asukal. Nakasulat kasi sa
karton "SUGAR FREE."
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by alinecalleja Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:59 pm
Pagnanalo si mister sa lotto!!!!!
MISTER: (SHOUTING!) Honey, mag-empake ka na,
nanalo ako sa lotto.
MISIS: Wow! Anong dadalhin ko?
MISTER: Wala akong pakialam, basta lumayas ka na!
[Kaya pala mahilig tumaya ang anu nyo!!!!he he he)))
MISTER: (SHOUTING!) Honey, mag-empake ka na,
nanalo ako sa lotto.
MISIS: Wow! Anong dadalhin ko?
MISTER: Wala akong pakialam, basta lumayas ka na!
[Kaya pala mahilig tumaya ang anu nyo!!!!he he he)))
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by alinecalleja Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:01 pm
Tunay na anak!!!!
Mister: "Ako ay malapit nang mamatay. Ipagtapat mo na sa akin kung sino ang ama ng bunso natin dahil siya lang ang pangit sa siyam nating mga anak."
Misis: "Huwag ka galit siya lang tunay mo anak!"
Mister: "Ako ay malapit nang mamatay. Ipagtapat mo na sa akin kung sino ang ama ng bunso natin dahil siya lang ang pangit sa siyam nating mga anak."
Misis: "Huwag ka galit siya lang tunay mo anak!"
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by alinecalleja Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:04 pm
Ang tawag ng tambalan!!!
Boy Gwapo + Girl Ganda = Nagmamahalan
Boy Gwapo + Girl Panget = Pinikot!
Boy Panget + Girl Ganda = Tinutukan!
Boy Panget + Girl Pangit = Pasensyahan
[Saan kayo dyan?
Boy Gwapo + Girl Ganda = Nagmamahalan
Boy Gwapo + Girl Panget = Pinikot!
Boy Panget + Girl Ganda = Tinutukan!
Boy Panget + Girl Pangit = Pasensyahan
[Saan kayo dyan?
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by axl Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:30 pm
hindi bading ang tukso dyan! supot supot supotjosephpatrol wrote:Sa garden of Eden.
aDAM: Lord, hindi ko na
kaya ang tukso sakin ni Eba.
LORD: Maging
matatag ka anak. Bakit? Paano ka tinutukso?
ADAM: bading! bading! Asaaar!
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by ccisneros1973 Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:43 pm
ANAK: Lagi n lng ako mali!! wala n ko ginawang tama!!! d nyo na ako mahal!!!
TATAY: hindi anak mahal k nmin, nagkakamali ka...
ANAK: putsa! Mali n naman !!!!!!!!!!
TATAY: hindi anak mahal k nmin, nagkakamali ka...
ANAK: putsa! Mali n naman !!!!!!!!!!
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by alinecalleja Sun Mar 27, 2011 8:20 pm
ccisneros1973 wrote:ANAK: Lagi n lng ako mali!! wala n ko ginawang tama!!! d nyo na ako mahal!!!
TATAY: hindi anak mahal k nmin, nagkakamali ka...
ANAK: putsa! Mali n naman !!!!!!!!!!
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by CHEBERNAL Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:13 pm
josephpatrol wrote:Sa garden of Eden.
aDAM: Lord, hindi ko na
kaya ang tukso sakin ni Eba.
LORD: Maging
matatag ka anak. Bakit? Paano ka tinutukso?
ADAM: bading! bading! Asaaar!
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by mykeemchee Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:54 pm
Madre
Isang madre (M) ng lumapit sa mother superior para mangumpisal
Madre : ngayon ako’y nagtanpisaw sa bAtis ng kasalanan dahil sa tawag ng laman
Mother superior : paano nang yari yun???
Madre : si father po pumasok sa kwarto ko kagabi at sabi nyA nasakin ang pinto ng langit na nsa pagitan ng aking dalawang hitA at nasa knya daw po ang ang susi ka ipinasok nya sa pinto ng langit…
Mother superior : TARANTADONG PARI yun SUSI pla yun sabi nya saken trumpeta ni st.Gabriel.. isang buong taong nyang pinatotorotot sakin!!!
hahahaha
Isang madre (M) ng lumapit sa mother superior para mangumpisal
Madre : ngayon ako’y nagtanpisaw sa bAtis ng kasalanan dahil sa tawag ng laman
Mother superior : paano nang yari yun???
Madre : si father po pumasok sa kwarto ko kagabi at sabi nyA nasakin ang pinto ng langit na nsa pagitan ng aking dalawang hitA at nasa knya daw po ang ang susi ka ipinasok nya sa pinto ng langit…
Mother superior : TARANTADONG PARI yun SUSI pla yun sabi nya saken trumpeta ni st.Gabriel.. isang buong taong nyang pinatotorotot sakin!!!
hahahaha
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Re: ITS JOKE TIME!!!!
by mykeemchee Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:11 pm
Apoy at Begote
lalaki:miss apoy ka ba?
babae:bakit?
lalaki:alab you kasi..
babae:ang haba ng begote mo?
lalaki:eh,ano ngayon…
babae:ahit you…
lalaki:miss apoy ka ba?
babae:bakit?
lalaki:alab you kasi..
babae:ang haba ng begote mo?
lalaki:eh,ano ngayon…
babae:ahit you…
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